dulect:

teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test

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dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

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ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

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hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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clannyphantom:

logging onto tumblr near autumn image

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"Did he appear,
because I fell asleep
thinking of him?
If only I’d known I was dreaming
I’d never have wakened."
- Ono no Komachi (via feellng)

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